YAY! Another update. I'm doing so well with this legacy.
Previously with the Maxfields: I'm not sure I even remember. Teresa grew up and so did the toddlers.
I'll start off this update with a reminder of how gorgeous Eliana is, even with that damn cop uniform. Judging by the smile on her face, she knows she's hot.
Riley knows he's a pretty, pretty princess.
Lise: This is going to be the most EPIC dive ever.
He is SO annoying. Back to the hedges with him.
Fug guy with hat: Check out that NICE ass that I'm not even facing.
Teresa is an overachiever. She looks pleased, eh?
BIRTHDAYS. Fug guy invites himself to the celebration.
Fug guy with hat: PHROAWR. Check out those NICE tits that I'm not even looking at.
Why are they all looking at him?
Riley: Hell yeah, I'm cool.
What a hottie.
She's gorgeous, even with that outfit.
I LOVE HER EYES. I LOVE HER EYES SO SO SO MUCH I THINK I LOVE HER MORE THAN TERESA.
OKAY, anyway, here's her stats:
LTW: Own Five Top-Level businesses (yeah right)
And here's Riley's:
LTW: Graduate 3 kids from college
Teresa: UGHH FUG HAT GUY WINS AGAIN.
Fug guy with hat: SCORE. I'm so getting laid tonight.
I hope you enjoy Star spam. There's plenty of it.
I swear I don't know where fug guy disappeared to, but Teresa at least has a chance to win this way.
Teresa and Riley look ten times more Asian than Star does, though.
Aimee: I LOVE this game.
Lise: YES YES I REACHED THE TOP OF MY CAREER-TRACK. I AM SO AWESOME. SO RICH. SO FULL OF WIN. What, don't I look excited?
Riley loves it when Teresa gives Star a noogie.
Star, on the other hand....
Aimee: MAN, I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP.
Aimee: I AM SOOO TIRED.
Aimee: WHERE THE HELL IS A BED?!?!?
Lise and Eliana sleep peacefully....
Except for the random tinkering hobby glows....
I DIDN'T INVITE YOU. DIE DIE DIE.
In order to get up interest in her OTH, nature, Lise goes hiking. I didn't expect her to go in her nightgown, at the end of fall.
It all makes sense.
She's so cute.
The Nanny decides to play Goldi Locks.
Nanny: This one's too small.
Nanny: This one's too pink.
Nanny: MAN I'm hungry.
Nanny: This one might be JUST right.
Nanny: THIS ONE GIVES ME NIGHTMARES.
Fucking Nanny. Do your job.
Teresa is shipped off to college because I wanted to try out a servo.
Last shot of her as a teen. She's so pretty. <3
hereweare__ : *evil cackle*
Meet...iRobot. Man, I was original. I immediately regretted getting this servo and tried about 21983192 things to get rid of it (such as using the deleter) until I realized that I could just move it out.
I decided he had suffered enough and that maybe he had learned from his mistakes, so I let him out.
Why's Star so happy?
Oh, I see. I would be too.
He accepts her charms.
But says HELL NO to her hit-ons.
She gets him in the end, of course.
Star: MAN, THIS JOKE IS SO DIRTY. It's about a LADY BUG and a FAT PERSON.
Eliana brags about her promotion.
I suspect it's to make her semi-clone behind her jealous.
She's prettyyyy...maybe for later.
Clone of Eliana decides to play the parent, and supervise the two teens.
Why such strained smiles?
Why such strained smiles?
Thanks, guys, for ruining the makeout Star was looking forwards to.
YES. Yes. She will do. For later. I will have her. I don't remember her name, but I will have her.
HEY CREEP. Aimee's not even home.
Next time with the Maxfields: It's really short and basically is just the rest of the kids growing up and an heir poll. After tomorrow's post, I should be caught up with everything I've played.